Audrey starts her new, big kid, pre-K class this week. She also is much more able to take her own shirt off, which means that she is not coming up to me with her gorgeous, long, round arms high over her head and a plaintive look in her giant blue eyes. I was hoping she would do that until college.
July 2nd, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment
Please watch this dose of fantastic awesomeness while I put antibiotics/zom-B-gone in my eyes:
new little red riding hood
June 30th, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment
Me: “…after going grocery shopping, milk pick up, and baby food delivery, I am meeting someone and then going to meet the moms, out at night in downtown without all of you so no you can’t come with me.”
Bratty Older Child: “Oh yeah, you’re a party girl.”
Crazy Youngest Child, pleadingly: “But I’m a party girl.”
June 18th, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment
Hey, Everybody! Want to feel like the worst parent in the entire world? All you have to do is watch a dentist put a filling in your four year old’s tender, precious, used-to-be-unharmed mouth! It’s the Worst Thing In The World, and I may never recover! They even label your child with a big sticker that says, “Watch Me! My lips and tongue are numb!” Meaning: make sure your kid doesn’t chew the shit out of her mouth while you are drinking beer and watching Oprah and smoking menthol ultra lights in your underwear!
June 11th, 2009 | Category: | Comments (5)
Hey Kids. Go buy stuff at Etsy. Search YART SALE (yard + art, get it???) and those are the shops, including mine, that have free shipping and/or other cool sales. Buy Handmade!
Soon I will be featuring Audrey’s photography from her Fisher Price camera. She is mainly a portraitist:



but also has a great eye for the Exalted Ordinary:

I am holding this sale mostly to clear inventory, because I just ordered some COOL STUFF to make the MOST FABULOUS JEWELRY THAT HAS EVER BEEN CREATED! All Bow To My Greatness!
Hm. Perhaps have had too much coffee. Maybe it’s time for tea.
June 9th, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment
This Guy

is the voice of This Guy

June 5th, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment

I have started my sale early- sale pricing and Free Shipping! (if you live near me I will even hand deliver and give you a Bonus Giant Hug!)
GO NOW!
June 3rd, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment
Just now, getting ready for bed, she asks:
“Why can’t we see the words that come out when we are talking?”
May 18th, 2009 | Category: | Leave a comment