Must have Mr. Toast!

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To-morning: Tomorrow Morning

To-later: Later on in the day

high pitched scream and garbled wordlets: Parents, I would prefer to stay up and watch television. I do not desire to be in bed right now. Thank you for your understanding.

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I know everyone posts about this stuff, but spam subject lines are just so great sometimes. Here’s one from today:

“sup tracitalynne can you honestly say that your penis is satisfying enough?”

Sup? Like “What’s up?” Funny.

Of course, it could be the coffee and cupcakes I got at the bake sale in front of the polling place I got today instead of lunch. I may be a little giddy. I did my civic duty, though, and voted in a non-election year, even. Audrey kept asking if we were going to get our bathing suits, and I finally realized that she thinks I am saying “boat” instead of “vote”. No, we don’t need our suits to go vote. Although it would be interesting…