there are spoilers, sort of.

I made Pete read Twilight fan fic (DIRTY fan fic, as will be obvious soon.) And he did it, because he is the Best Husband Ever. He has his own very nerdy things that he does and I barely make fun of him for, so we are very well matched in Nerdyness. It’s really the best way to make a marriage work.

Peter: I noticed in that story that vampires produce venom in places other then their mouths.
10:40 AM Also when vampires swallow venom from other vampires it is awesome.
I had no idea.

10:47 AM me: yeah, that is not in the actual books
10:49 AM it was written before the last book
when they have sex while she is human
Peter: How could she have gotten pregnant and NOT turned into a vamp if he has… OH
me: I mean, what would be the evolutionary point of venom semen?
10:50 AM Peter:1 way to turn people without biting them?
10:52 AM me: nope
venom only in the mouth, and functions much like saliva, in that it only comes when thirsty
10:54 AM Peter: So they have venom when they eat. Even if they have no intention of turning someone? So anyone they bite can become a vamp if they don’t end up killing them.
me: yes
that is how Carlisle turned- him being eaten was interrupted
10:55 AM the venom causes pain so the victim can’t run
10:56 AM Peter: I thought carlise turned him because he was going to die anyway. that carlisle stopped himself and he was mr self control and the like.
Thats was in the movie.
me: no, carlisle was turned by a vamp in the 1600s
Edward and the rest were turned intentionally by Carlisle
10:57 AM I am loving you so much more because you are talking to me about this
10:58 AM Peter: hehe
ok so carlisle is mr self restraint. He did save Edward’s “life”.
10:59 AM me: and Esme’s
and Rosalie
Peter: Carlisle was created when his vamp was interrupted.
me: yes
Peter: ok
but no venom semen
me: no venom semen

ALSO:
Last night during Lost Season Premiere, I voiced a concern that I was a nerd because I recognized Charlie by his DS ring way before his face was revealed. I was soundly put in my place by the other 6 or so people in the room, who basically said, DUH. My nerdiness is Nothing in this crowd. I am the luckiest nerd girl in the world.