Today I walked into the Haymarket and saw the Mayor. She looked at me and gave me the Half-Smile Of Sort-of Recognition! YES!
This is Phase One of my World Domination Plan: get city officials to think, “Who is that girl?”
Final Phase: Major Celebrities and possibly The President will look at me and think, “I sort of know who that is…I think?” Paparazzi will occasionally take a photo of me, and then have to Google to see if I am actually famous (answer: A Little!)
How much did I enjoy reading this aloud to Hosie? (He loved it too).