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Drink mint juleps at the Kentucky Derby in a big hat.
Ride a horse on a beach
Live in a foreign country for at least six months, preferably longer.
Flirt outrageously with Jon Stewart, preferably while being interviewed on television.
Perform a dance routine to Sing Sing Sing by Benny Goodman
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learn to pick pockets
learn to start a fire with two sticks
learn to pick a lock
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Speak Japanese, Spanish, maybe French well enough to have a conversation
Learn how to slide across the hood of a car, Dukes of Hazzard style.
Learn how to roll from a moving vehicle.
